SteerSorcery Academy

Welcome, young sorcerer-in-training! SteerSorcery Academy is the premier institution for learning the ancient art of steering cattle through the most treacherous of pastures.

Our esteemed faculty, led by the enigmatic Professor Bovine, will guide you through the intricacies of cattle psychology, magic wand selection, and the delicate art of crop circle creation.

Browse our comprehensive course catalog to learn more about our esteemed programs in Cattle Whispering, Haydressing, and Pasture Feng Shui.

Explore the SteerSorcery lifestyle, including our legendary cafeteria, the Bovine Bistro.