Step 4: You've reached the pinnacle of Neo-Brutalist 9000. Congratulations!
You've traversed the vast expanse of our website, and now you're ready to receive the ultimate reward: a single, unchanging page.
But don't look back, no matter how tempting! The abyss of refreshes is a cruel mistress.
Instead, gaze deeply into the abyss that is this page. Let its stark, unrelenting beauty consume you whole.