Because diets are hard and diets are boring.
Instead, focus on eating all the things. All The Foods
Don't Eat The Diet Coconut Milk (or do, we won't judge)
Or, if you must diet, Starve Yourself To Death (but please don't)
Remember: It's Not Like It Used To Be (except when it is)
Visit our sister site Overeating Hub for tips on how to consume entire pizzas by yourself.
Disclaimer: Not actually a real website, do not attempt to use this as actual advice.