Stacking Disasters

Stacking Disasters: A comprehensive guide to creating catastrophically unstable structures.

Why You'll Never Be A Professional Stacker

It's not just about stacking things. It's about precision, finesse, and the perfect balance of chaos.

Here are some things to avoid:

• Don't start with a foundation of Jell-O. It will collapse faster than a poorly made Jell-O mold.
• Avoid using anything with sharp edges. You'll end up with a tower that's more like a wobbly, jagged mess.
• Don't over-rely on gravity. It's not a reliable friend in the world of stacking.

But, if you do happen to be a professional staker, here's a few tips to help you get ahead:

• Use a base of sturdy, industrial-strength toothpicks for maximum support.
• Practice your stacking skills with a set of precariously balanced precursors, like precariously balanced precursors.
• Study the art of staking, and learn from the masters: the infamous Stacky McStackface.

Learn about the different types of disasters that can occur when stacking, and

how to disaster-proof your stack.