Storage Sociology: Paradox Resolution Center

Where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the laws of logic are just a distant memory.

Our team of expert Storage Sociologists will guide you through the labyrinthine complexities of:

• Inconsistent Reality
• Chrono-Disco
• Time Traveling Trouble

Our Methods:

We employ the most advanced and totally-not-at-all-scientific techniques in:

• Unreliable Narratives
• Fuzzy Logic
• Arbitrary Rules
• Making Stuff Up

Join us, and together we'll resolve your paradoxes with reckless abandon!