Welcome to StrawBerrys Sour Grapes, where the fruit of despair grows on every corner

Our grapes are the bitterest, our staff is the most apathetic, and our customers are the most... well, let's just say "enthusiastic"

Explore our subpages:

• Our Grapes: A Bunch of Sour Lemons
• Buy Our Grapes: Because You Clearly Need More Disappointment in Your Life
• Our Staff: Because Who Needs Friends?