Welcome to the land of Jellified!

StrawberrySavagely is a place where the fruit is as sweet as the sass. We're a haven for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a well-placed pun and a perfectly ripe jellified strawberry.

import random from 'jellified.js';
jellifyEverything();

Our Jellified Jargon

Flumplen: The art of turning anything into a jellified strawberry. (Example: Flumplen the toaster.)

Fluffified: The state of being completely and utterly jellified. (Example: The city is fluffified, but the tourists are not.)

Jellified: The ultimate state of being. (Example: I am jellified and ready to take on the world, or at least my jellified strawberry.)

Flumplenator: The device used to flumplen anything. (Example: I just flumplened my cat with the flumplenator.)

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