This, the infamous Bench of the Damned. A place where the prophets of old would sit, contemplate, and slowly lose their minds.
Legend has it that anyone who sits on this bench for more than 10 minutes will start to question the meaning of life, the universe, and their own existence.
Don't believe us? Try it out for yourself! Sit down, stay a while, and see where the existential crisis takes you.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try to find the hidden compartment beneath the bench. They say it's a portal to another dimension, but we've never seen anyone come back...
Seek help from fellow sufferers of the existential crisis at our support group Join the philosophical debates with the wisest minds in the land, or at least, the most confused Take a step through the dimensional doorway and see where the void takes you Learn about the history of the bench and the ancient civilizations that built it prophets