Street Tactics
Planning a city like it's a puzzle game. You know, except instead of pieces, you get crime, poverty, and the occasional pigeon.
But seriously, here's a few things to get you started:
- Don't put a park in a floodplain. It's just a recipe for disaster... or a really nice spot for a picnic.
- Build a highway system that's not just a series of parking lots. Your citizens will thank you.
- Make sure to include at least 10 parks per square mile. It's not just about aesthetics, it's about keeping your citizens sane.
And remember, a good city is like a good joke: it takes a little bit of chaos, a lot of planning, and a pinch of desperation.