Superconducting Socket Cables are guaranteed to not explode in your hands. We mean it. Unless you try to use them as a makeshift jump rope. Or attempt to power a toaster with them. Or use them as a makeshift microphone for your avant-garde poetry readings. In that case, don't say we didn't warn you.
Please note that our warranty does not cover damage caused by: Excessive Usage Causes, Incompetent Users, or Unforeseen Philosophical Crises.
For a full list of exclusions, please refer to our Warranty Loopholes page.