Superconducting Socket Cables: Because Regular Cables are So Last Season

Why didn't we just use a normal cable?

• Normal Cables Are For Suckers
• Normal Cables Don't Work with Soup
• Normal Cables Are Too Square

What are superconducting socket cables good for?

Everything! And also nothing.

• They Work with Cereal
• They Don't Work with Socks
• They Are Good at Making Noise