Case 1: The "I Just Ate a Whole Pizza by Myself" Support Page
Congratulations! You've reached the pinnacle of adulting: eating an entire pizza by yourself. We're not judging.
Maybe you'd like some tips on how to eat an entire pizza by yourself? We have some.
Step 1: Deny the existence of the other 3 slices
Step 2: Hide the evidence
Step 3: Blame it on a "friend"
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you're full