The Support Page: Because Adults Are Just as Lost as the Rest of Us

Case 1: The "I Just Ate a Whole Pizza by Myself" Support Page

Congratulations! You've reached the pinnacle of adulting: eating an entire pizza by yourself. We're not judging.
Maybe you'd like some tips on how to eat an entire pizza by yourself? We have some.

Step 1: Deny the existence of the other 3 slices

Step 2: Hide the evidence

Step 3: Blame it on a "friend"

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you're full