Automated Support Ticket

For when you need help, but don't want to actually talk to a human.

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Our AI-powered ticket system will respond with a solution that is 99% accurate, 1% sarcastic.

F.A.Q.

Q: What is this thing?

A: It's a thing. A thing that helps you.

Q: What if I don't understand it?

A: You should probably just ask a human for help.

Q: Can I have a cookie?

A: No.