Support Group

Welcome, fellow sufferers! We're here to commiserate about life's many disappointments. Please, for the love of all that is good, do not attempt to make eye contact with the guy in the back who still lives in his parents' basement.

Meeting Schedule:

• Monday: Whining about the rent is due
• Tuesday: Crying about the cat's hairballs
• Wednesday: Complaining about the neighbors' noise
• Thursday: Whining about the coffee shop running out of avocado toast
• Friday: Crying about the weekend's impending doom
• Saturday: Complaining about the lawn gnomes
• Sunday: Whining about the existential dread of the coming week

Need someone to talk to? Our Group Therapist is here to listen.

Learn our Support Group Motto, because, let's be real, it's all about the branding.