TVMarathon Rules FAQ
Q: What's the deal with all these rules?
A: You want to win? You gotta follow the rules. Simple.
Rule 1: Don't be a noob
You must watch at least 12 consecutive hours of TV. Don't even think about it.
Q: Is that all I have to do?
A: No, you also have to eat 3 pounds of pizza. It's a marathon, not a sprint.
Q: What if I get a stomachache?
A: You'll be fine. You'll just have to watch more TV.
Rule 2: Don't be a cheater
Don't even think about skipping ahead or using a VCR. We're watching you.
Q: But what about rewinding?
A: You can rewind, but you can't fast forward. That's just not sportsmanlike.
Rule 3: Don't be a diva
You must participate in all challenges, even if they're ridiculous.
Q: Like what kind of challenges?
A: Like singing along to the theme song of every TV show you watch. Or doing a chicken dance during commercial breaks. Or... actually, just do what we tell you.
That's all for now, folks! Keep watching, keep eating, and keep being a champion!
Remember, the only rule more important than these is:
Rule 0: Don't be a noob (but seriously, it's not that hard)
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| Rule 1 | Watch 12 hours of TV, eat 3 pounds of pizza. |
| Rule 2 | Don't skip ahead or cheat. |
| Rule 3 | Participate in all challenges. |
'TVMarathon Rules FAQ'
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