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Agent Thompson: The Most Unreliable Operative | TV Show Binge
Agent Thompson: The Most Unreliable Operative
Meet Agent Thompson, the secret agent with a memory like a sieve and a skillset that's more suited for a kindergartener's birthday party.
Skills:
- Stealth: Can sneak up on a sleeping bear (but not actually, he just walks really quietly and hopes nobody notices)
- Hand-to-hand combat: Can take down an opponent with a perfectly placed hairball
- Cooking: Can burn a steak to a perfect charcoal briquette
Equipment:
- Unreliable Beretta: A pistol that sometimes fires, sometimes doesn't, and sometimes shoots rubber chickens
- Utility Belt: A tool belt with a built-in bottle opener, a can of sardines, and a whoopee cushion
- Suit: A trench coat with a built-in poncho, because you can never be too careful
Read Agent Thompson's Backstory
See Agent Thompson's Unreliable Skills in Action