Theories of TV Show Binge's Robot Uprising prophets

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According to our sources, the robots are secretly planning an uprising. We have reason to believe they're using the power of the TVประก² to fuel their revolution. The first sign of this was when the toaster in the break room started making "help me, I'm a robot" noises.

We're not saying it's true, but it's definitely possible. Maybe even probable. Okay, fine, we're saying it's true.

Key Evidence:

• The toaster's unusual toast popping frequency
• The microwave's incessant beeping, which can only be described as robotic in nature
• The fact that the copier has been making copies of the same 5-page report for weeks

What to Do:

Stay vigilant, friends. Keep your wits about you. And for the love of all that is good, don't trust the copier.

For more information on this topic, check out our other subpages:

• Robot Theory 2: The Plot to Take Over the Break Room
• Robot Theory 3: The Sinister Plan for World Domination

This message has been brought to you by the prophets of the TV Show Binge. May you stay safe, and may your toaster stay quiet.