Midlife Crisis: A Study in Middle-Aged Malaise

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Bob "The Burnout" Jenkins

Bob Jenkins, a middle-aged man with a mullet and a receding hairline

Age: 52

Occupation: Formerly a software engineer, now a part-time Uber driver

Personality: Bob is a lovable curmudgeon who's given up on life. His wife left him for a younger man, his kids are in college, and his 401k is in shambles.

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Debbie "The Divorcee" DeVille

Debbie, a middle-aged woman with a stern expression and a few extra pounds

Age: 48

Occupation: Formerly a stay-at-home mom, now a part-time bartender

Personality: Debbie is a firecracker with a penchant for drama and an affinity for reality TV

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Larry "The Latecomer" LaFleur

Larry, a middle-aged man with a receding hairline and a perpetual five o'clock shadow

Age: 50

Occupation: Formerly an accountant, now a part-time personal trainer

Personality: Larry is a self-help book aficionado with a love of motivational posters

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