TV Show Binge Rant

Warning: This review contains spoilers and excessive use of the word 'binge'. If you're not prepared, do not read any further.

Binge-ability: 8/10

Why bother with 8 whole episodes when you can binge 4 seasons in one sitting? That's right, folks, I just spent the last 3 days in my PJs, eating Cheetos and watching reruns of "Island of the Lost Sock".

Island of the Lost Sock

Plot: 3/10

Let's face it, the plot is thin as a Pomeranian's fur. But who cares when there's a whole season's worth of character development, like the protagonist's hair growing an extra inch longer per episode?

Seasonal Character Development

Cast: 9/10