Critics' Verdicts

This is the last place to look for reviews of the most questionable shows on television.

Bob Smith: "A travesty, a catastrophe, a trainwreck."

Rating: 0/10

Review: "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than watch this show again."

Rating: 10/10

"I'm not even a critic, but I've watched 12 hours of this show in one sitting. It's a work of art."