TV Show Binge Strategies

The Art of Conquering Your TV Show Addiction

Step 1: Create a schedule, but don't stick to it.

• Set reminders for every episode, but ignore them.
• Binge-watch in secret, with the curtains closed and the curtains drawn.
• Make excuses to your family and friends, but only for 2 hours.

The Science Behind Binge-Watching:

Research suggests that the key to binge-watching is to create a state of "flow" – a mental state where you're completely absorbed in the show, and your sense of time and space is distorted.

Popular Binge-Watching Strategies:

1. Strategies for the Lazy: For those who can't be bothered with planning.

2. Strategies for the Obsessive: For those who can't stop at just one episode.

Side Effects:

Warning: Binge-watching may cause:

• Eye strain from staring at screens for extended periods.
• Loss of productivity and social skills.
• Increased risk of carpal tunnel from excessive controller use.

Disclaimer:

This website is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive TV show watching.

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