Congratulations, you've made it to Phase 2 of the TV Show Binge Recovery program! You're now in the midst of a full-blown existential crisis.
At this stage, you're questioning the very fabric of reality, wondering what kind of monster would watch an entire season of a show in one sitting. Are you a slave to the algorithm, a pawn in the ratings game, or simply a glutton for punishment?
Don't worry, friend, you're not alone. Millions of viewers like you are trapped in this never-ending cycle of TV show binging. But fear not! For you are about to embark on a 5-phase journey to recovery.
Phase 2: Despair and Resentment
Phase 2, Step 3: The Dark Night | Phase 3: The Anger and Bargaining