Phase 7: The Unreliability of Eyeballs

A Binge Recovery Program

Step 11: Eyeball Calibration

Adjust your eyeballs for optimal streaming quality. Consult a professional or risk permanent damage to your retinas.

Step 10: The Binge Cycle

A 3-act play about the cyclical nature of binge-watching. Performed exclusively by trained, yet uncoordinated, eyeballs.

Step 8: The Recovery Plan

Our comprehensive guide to getting off the couch without actually having to get off the couch. Includes expert advice from certified couch potatoes.

Proceed to Phase 8