Stage 3: Bargaining
You've finally made it to the third stage of TV Show Binge Recovery: Bargaining. You're still in denial, but you're starting to realize that your life has been hijacked by Netflix and Hulu.
Your loved ones are starting to stage an intervention, but you're not ready to listen. You're still convinced that you'll just "watch one more episode" and then you'll be fine.
But deep down, you know you're not fine. You're hoarding pizza boxes and ramen noodles, and your social life is reduced to arguing with the delivery guy about your order.
It's time to take responsibility for your actions. Time to face the consequences of your binge-watching habits.
Will you:
- Stage 4: Withdrawal - The Dark Ages of TV Show Binge Recovery
- Stage 2: Denial - Because you still can't accept the problem
- Stage 1: Precontemplation - The blissful ignorance stage (just kidding, you're not that lucky)
Or do you:
- Stage 5: Recovery - The mythical stage where you're actually a functioning member of society again