Welcome to Stage 5 The Peak, where you can recover from the grueling process of binge-watching your favorite TV shows. Our team of experts will guide you through the 5 stages of recovery: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.
Denial
This is where you pretend the marathon session didn't happen. "I didn't binge, I just really, really loved the show." Our denial specialists will help you come to terms with your viewing habits.
Denial TreatmentAnger
This is where you lash out at the world for making you watch that one episode for 12 hours straight. "Why didn't anyone warn me about the cliffhanger?!?" Our anger management specialists will help you channel your rage into something productive, like yelling at the TV.
Anger ManagementBargaining
This is where you try to make deals with your therapist, your family, and your significant other to get out of your current viewing contract. "I'll watch 5 episodes, and then I'll be good, I swear." Our bargaining specialists will help you negotiate a better deal.
Bargaining CouncilDepression
This is where you give up and accept your fate as a couch potato with a Netflix subscription. "I'm a slave to the show, I'm a slave to the screen." Our depression specialists will help you learn to live with your viewing habits.
Depression TherapyAcceptance
This is where you accept your fate and join the ranks of the true TV show aficionados. "I've seen it all, and I'm not ashamed." Our acceptance specialists will help you proudly wear your binge-watching badge of honor.
Acceptance Society