The Tile of a Thousand Faces

Welcome, apprentice of the Tapestry Arts! Today, we'll learn to make the most majestic tile in all the land, Tile 1.

Step 1: Gather Materials

• 1000 yards of pure, unadulterated awesomeness
• 1 cup of magic sparkle dust
• A pinch of creativity (optional, but highly recommended)

Step 2: Craft the Tile

1. Mix the awesomeness with the magic sparkle dust
2. Stir counterclockwise for 5 minutes while reciting the ancient tile incantation
3. Shape the mixture into a tile form

Step 3: Add the Finishing Touches

Apply a coat of varnish, then add a sprinkle of glitter for that extra oomph!

Click here for Tile 2: The Tile of a Thousand Colors