Our Values
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who live by a set of core values that keep us going:
Extraneous Coffee Consumption
We believe that a good cup of coffee can solve most problems.
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Excessive Meetings
We believe that the more we meet, the more we accomplish.
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Unrealistic Expectations
We believe that we can do it all, no matter what anyone else says.
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Bureaucratic Red Tape
Meetings-R-Us - Excessive-Meetings
Meetings-R-Us
Welcome to our never-ending cycle of meetings!
Meeting 1: The Initial Meeting
We gather to discuss the purpose of the meeting.
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Meeting 2: The Follow-Up Meeting
We rehash what we discussed in Meeting 1, because, why not?
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Meeting 3: The Infinite Loop
We meet to discuss the outcome of Meeting 2, and so on, and so forth.
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