Our Values

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who live by a set of core values that keep us going:

Extraneous Coffee Consumption

We believe that a good cup of coffee can solve most problems.

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Excessive Meetings

We believe that the more we meet, the more we accomplish.

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Unrealistic Expectations

We believe that we can do it all, no matter what anyone else says.

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Bureaucratic Red Tape Meetings-R-Us - Excessive-Meetings

Meetings-R-Us

Welcome to our never-ending cycle of meetings!

Meeting 1: The Initial Meeting

We gather to discuss the purpose of the meeting.

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Meeting 2: The Follow-Up Meeting

We rehash what we discussed in Meeting 1, because, why not?

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Meeting 3: The Infinite Loop

We meet to discuss the outcome of Meeting 2, and so on, and so forth.

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