From John, Our CEO
"I've never worked with a team that's so... tolerable. They're like family, but not as much as I'd like to pretend."
From Jane, Our CTO
"The codebase is... well, it's a mess. But hey, at least it's consistent."
From Bob, Our CMO
"Our marketing strategy is to just throw money at the problem until it goes away. It's a bold approach, but it's working."
From Alice, Our Intern
"I'm not really sure what's going on, but I'm trying to learn. Wish me luck!"