The Grind is a Trap: Retreat Edition

Warning: the following itineraries are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).

Itinerary 1: The Ultra-Intensive

6am wake-up calls, 12-hour code marathons, and a diet of nothing but Red Bull. Are you ready to push your limits?

Day 1: Wake-up, Code-up, Burn-out

Itinerary 2: The Wellness-Industrial Complex The Grind is a Trap: Retreat Edition

The Grind is a Trap: Retreat Edition

Warning: the following itineraries are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).

Itinerary 3: The Wellness-Industrial Complex

A carefully curated selection of essential oils, vegan smoothie bars, and mandatory meditation sessions. Will you be able to survive the crushing ennui?

Day 1: Oils, Oats, and Existential Crisis Day 2: Smoothies, Self-Discovery, and Self-Indulgence Day 3: Mindfulness, Manifestos, and Mild Panic