Welcome, corporate drone, to our guide on how to escape the soul-sucking abyss of middle management!
Here's the thing: our company has decided to "boost team morale" by forcing us all to participate in a team-building retreat... in the middle of nowhere.
But don't worry, it'll be fun, we're told! They're promising "trust-building activities" and "bonding experiences" and "team-building exercises"... sounds like a real blast from the pits of despair!
So, what's it all about? Well, let's break it down for you: