Brian The Brain: Team Building Timeshare

Brian The Brain here, and welcome to the world's most mediocre team-building experience.

Our team-building timeshare program offers the perfect blend of boredom and resentment. Choose from a variety of activities that will make you question the life choices of your coworkers:

1. The "I'm Watching Netflix" Exercise

Relax with your colleagues while binge-watching the latest season of "The Great British Baking Show". Guaranteed to induce eye strain from staring at your phone screens.

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2. The "I'm Stuck in a Meeting" Simulation

Experience the thrill of being trapped in a meeting with no escape from the fluorescent lighting or your boss's inane questions.

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3. The "I'm Forced to Participate" Games

Participate in a series of awkward icebreaker games designed to break the ice, or your spirit.

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Disclaimer: Our team-building timeshare program not responsible for emotional scarring, lost productivity, or permanent damage to office relationships.