Because who doesn't want to work with their worst enemies?
A: Sadly, yes. It's all part of the fun!
But don't worry, we'll provide a "I'm-not-a-morning-person" excuse sheet, so you can just blame your grumpiness on that instead.
Want to learn more about our Trust Building Techniques?
A: Only if you're in the "Deluxe Hate-It-Up" package. Otherwise, you'll get to enjoy the comfort of your own private "I-don't-want-to-share-with-you" suite.
Want to learn more about our Accommodations?