John Doe, our team member of questionable sanity and dubious decision-making skills.
Background: John has been with us for 5 years, and in that time, he has managed to spill coffee on the conference room carpet, set off the fire alarm three times, and "accidentally" delete the entire company database.
Skills: John is an expert in procrastination, coffee drinking, and finding creative ways to avoid actual work.
Projects: Currently, John is working on "Project: Theoretical Physics," which involves staring at a wall for hours and contemplating the meaning of existence.
Interests: John is a self-proclaimed "expert" in the field of napping, eating Cheetos, and playing video games.