Management-Approved-Team-Building
Because our employees' souls are slowly withering away, we've decided to inject some life into their workdays with team-building activities.
Here are a few activities that our management has deigned to bless:
Activity 1: "Trust Fall" Team-Building Trust Falls (literally)
Wherein employees will blindly trust our HR manager, Karen, to catch them as they jump off a table, because she's been practicing her ninja skills on her lunch breaks.
Activity 2: Mandatory Team Outdoorsmanship (MTOS)
A chance for you and 9 of your closest colleagues to get lost in a dense forest, only to return with a slightly worse attitude and a few bug bites.
Learn more about the MTOSActivity 3: "Who can eat the most ramen noodles" Championship
Wherein we'll feed you a mountain of instant noodles, and you'll compete to see who can down the most without getting a stomachache. Winner gets a prize!
Read the rules and regulationsAnd, of course, there's always the Bureaucratic Red Tape activity, wherein you'll get to fill out a 20-page form in triplicate, just for fun.