Welcome to Mark's Garage of Despair, where the only thing more broken than your engine is your mechanic's promises

You've come to the right place! Mark's Garage of Despair is the only place where you can pay top dollar for mediocre repairs, questionable parts, and a side of stale coffee.

Our mechanic, Mark, is a master of making things worse, and our waiting room is equipped with an endless supply of broken dreams and despair.

So, if your car is broken, don't worry! We'll just break it some more, and charge you for the privilege.

Mark Still Can't Find Your Keys, Can He?

Our Parts Department: Where We Sell You Junk

Don't Ask Questions, Just Pay the Bill

And, as always, remember: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here