Mary Johnson, our team's resident "idea generator", has been tasked with leading our latest timeshare initiative. She's been working tirelessly to create a shared calendar of events that will surely drive us all crazy.
We're talking trust-building exercises, team-building exercises, and relationship-building exercises... all in the name of making our coworkers more productive and less likely to stab each other with a letter opener in the break room.
Will you be able to survive the grueling schedule of team-building activities, or will you crack under the pressure of forced camaraderie?
Check out the event schedule and start planning your defense strategy.
Or, if you're not feeling the love, try our comprehensive guide to escape routes and learn how to abandon the ship before it's too late.