Team-Lunch-Disasters: Where the Free Food Fails
Welcome to Team-Lunch-Disasters, where the phrase "free food" is a distant memory.
Our team has managed to turn what should be a simple act of kindness into a minefield of chaos and despair.
Click here to see our disastrous donation policy, or here to read our team's favorite lunchtime horror stories.
Some of our greatest hits:
- Free food was "free" because it was just a coupon you had to clip from the local coupon magazine
- Free food was a "free" sample from the "free sample" counter, but it was just a stale cookie
- We "accidentally" ordered 500 pounds of anchovies, because why not?
- We had to have a "free" food tasting panel, and the panelists were just our interns, who were forced to taste 17 different flavors of tuna salad
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