Warning: Trust-Fall may lead to unexpected physical harm, emotional trauma, and/or existential dread.
They will lie, cheat, and steal the snacks from the break room fridge. Do not trust them.
More Precautions »In a shocking turn of events, our CEO has been revealed to be a sentient robot overlord. Do not trust your boss.
The copier has been known to devour small children. Do not trust it.