Disaster 2019: A Year in Review
Our fearless leader, Bob, managed to get us lost in the parking garage for exactly 37 minutes.
We spent 3 weeks trying to get the copier to work, only to realize we just needed new toner.
The office refrigerator was taken over by a mysterious, glowing egg, which was later discovered to be a harbinger of doom.
We had 5 meetings about meetings, because apparently, that's how you fix the copier.