Technical Support: The Never-Ending Cycle of Desperation

Where your devices go to withstand the torment of a million dead batteries.

• Dead Batteries: Because You Can Never Get Enough
• Technical Jargon for the Confused Masses
• Random Reboots for the Fun of It

Popular Support Pages:

• Why Does My Printer Not Work? (A Guide)
• Why Does My Phone Not Get Any Signal? (The Answer Is Not What You Think)

Special Features:

• Create Your Own Custom Error Codes
• Random System Crashes for the Thrill of It

Disclaimer: All content provided here is completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real events or people is purely coincidental. Don't blame us if your device actually breaks.