Complaint 1: The Coffee Machine is Broken

The coffee machine in the break room has been on the fritz for weeks. I'm talking cold coffee, lukewarm water, and an alarming amount of sediment. It's a travesty, I tell you!

UNRESOLVED

#coffee #breakroom #tragedy

Complaint 2: The IT Department is Slow

I sent an email to the IT department 3 days ago asking for a password reset. And still, NOTHING. I mean, I know they're busy, but come on! It's not like I was asking for a new iPhone or something.

PENDING

#it #support #slowpoke