Bloatware Engineering

Welcome to Bloatware Engineering, where we take pride in making your codebase weigh as much as a small house. Because who needs elegance, simplicity, or maintainability, right?

We specialize in writing code that's so bloated, it'll make your eyes water. Our team of expert bloat engineers will add unnecessary features, redundant functions, and layers upon layers of complexity to your codebase. Because who needs a simple solution when you can have a complicated one?

Our Practices:

• Bad Code Smells - We'll make your code reek like a garbage dumpster fire.
• Code Duplication - Because who needs modularity when you can have copy-paste?
• Global Variables - Because local variables are so... local.
• Tight Coupling - We'll tie your codebase together with duct tape and prayers.

More Practices - Because we're not done yet...