Dimensional Hazards - Teleportation

Warning: Teleportation can be a real hazard in the multiverse. Be prepared.

Caution: Dimensional resonance may cause:

• Spontaneous combustion of socks
• Malfunctioning of reality anchors
• Disruption of local timelines

Side effects may include:

• Temporary blindness to the concept of time
• Permanent loss of hair follicles
• Regrettable changes to your favorite pizza topping preferences

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