Are you tired of sitting in traffic? Do you hate waiting in line for coffee? Do you just want to be somewhere else, anywhere else, in ANY other place? Instant Teleportation is here to save you from the drudgery of reality.
Our state-of-the-art, highly unreliable technology uses advanced quantum physics to transport you to your desired location in an instant. Well, mostly instant. We can't promise it'll be on time, but it'll be a thrill, guaranteed.
Don't have a specific destination in mind? Don't worry! Our Random Teleport feature will transport you to a completely arbitrary location. You know, for the thrill of it.
Side effects may include:
Don't worry, it's normal. You'll be fine.
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