Temporal Relativity

Welcome to the Time-Traveler's Guide

Warning: Time travel may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

• Meeting your future self and having to explain why you still live in your parents' basement
• Meeting your past self and having to pretend you're not judging them for wearing pleated pants
• Getting stuck in a never-ending loop of Groundhog Day-esque events

We can't promise you won't have any fun, but we can't promise you won't have a headache either.

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Time-Traveling Tips

Before you embark on your time-traveling adventure, be sure to read our comprehensive guide:

• Don't wear anything white after Labor Day
• Don't try to take selfies with historical figures, they're not as photogenic as they seem
• Don't eat anything that's been sitting around for more than 100 years, it's probably spoiled

Temporal Relativity 101