Temporal Aspects of the Passive Voice: Doing Nothing is the New Productivity

Where the art of doing absolutely nothing is a science

Read the Defining Article Learn the Mathematics of Nihilism

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Defining the Art of Idleness

By carefully selecting the right amount of nothingness in one's daily routine

One can achieve the perfect balance of productivity and leisure

But what constitutes the optimal amount of nothingness?

Is it 30 minutes, 1 hour, or perhaps an entire day?

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Quantifying the Value of Nothingness

By applying the principles of advanced mathematics

We can assign a monetary value to the concept of doing nothing

And thus unlock new opportunities for investment and trade

But what are the market forces that govern this economy?

Leave a comment with your theories.