The Passive Voice: A Time-Space Continuum
Effects
Time dilation: Your mom's nagging voice sounds louder than it did in the 90s.
Space-time continuum: Our website has been up for exactly 42 minutes, give or take a few parsecs.
Quantum superposition: Our server is simultaneously running and not running, depending on who you ask.
This website is a simulation of a website. Don't get too attached.