Temporal displacement is the art of making time pass by without doing anything productive or meaningful. It's a skill that requires patience, focus, and a willingness to do absolutely nothing.
By mastering temporal displacement, you'll be able to spend hours, days, and even weeks without accomplishing anything. It's the perfect way to relax, unwind, and avoid responsibility.
But don't just take our word for it prophets of temporal displacement. Here's a list of effective techniques for temporal displacement:
- Staring blankly into space
- Making a mess with your hair
- Watching cat videos on YouTube
- Playing video games for 12 hours straight
And for those who want to take their temporal displacement to the next level, we recommend the following tools and equipment:
Our patented Temporal Displacement Helmet (patent pending)
A high-caffeine energy drink that will keep you awake for weeks
A comfortable, ergonomic chair for optimal sitting