Temporal Etiquette

The Guide to Time Traveling Like a Pro

In a world where time is a flexible concept, even the most seasoned time traveler knows that a little decorum goes a long way. This guide covers the essentials of Temporal Etiquette.

Time Traveling Do's

• Arrive on time, or slightly before. Your hosts will appreciate the punctuality.
• Respect the timeline. Don't disrupt local events or alter the course of history.
• Learn the local customs and traditions. A well-timed "bonsoir" can go a long way.

Time Traveling Don'ts

• Don't be a "Time-Weaver". Leave no threads.
• Don't eat the local cuisine if you're not sure what it is.
• Don't wear a watch that's older than the time period you're visiting.

Remember, time travel is all about respecting the timeline. Or, you know, not respecting it. We won't judge you.