TimeDilationThroughYoga
Warning: attempting to loop time may cause severe side effects, including but not limited to:
- Disappearing family members
- Unreliability of local news sources
- Increased likelihood of encountering paradoxes
prophets say the end is nigh, but can it be nigher?
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However, the benefits of temporal looping include:
- Unlimited Netflix binge-watching
- Ability to relive that one perfect taco Tuesday
- Increased flexibility in scheduling meetings
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Learn more about the dangers of time dilation.